King Ba'gunar

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Zzz... zzz...

[You and your companions have arrived at the top of the mythical Tower of Temptation, said to be the stronghold of the Maker. Amidst strange, alien technology, you see a throne, and sitting atop it, an incredibly blinged-out lizardman with a crown tilting off his head. He appears to be fast asleep, snoring quite loudly...

...until you or one of your friends makes a noise just a little too loudly. The crowned lizardman suddenly leaps to his feet, blade drawn and crackling with electricity!]

WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER!?

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[You and Ba'gunar have been captured by enemies! For whatever reason, they've decided not to kill you- yet -and have instead elected for locking you in these dingy prison cells. Ba'gunar is Less Than Pleased.]

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! Those common louts have the gall to treat Ba'gunar, holy king of lizardkind, like a base criminal!? I shall have their cloaca severed and mounted on a spike upon my chariot, just as soon as I escape this wretched place! And... find a spike. And a chariot.

But mark my words, subjects! This minor setback will not delay us long! The gods have smiled upon mighty Ba'gunar and his works, and we shall soon be freed by a chorus of holy warriors!

...

...Any minute now!

-3-

[Speed dating is always weird, but so far everyone you've met has been relatively normal! After a quick chat with a very nice [insert gender of choice here], you hear the bell ring and move on to the next-

what]

Greetings, potential mate!